You know that you're a Catholic when you.....

• Only have plainchant CDs in your car
• Genuflect absent mindedly when taking your seat at the cinema
• Bless yourself when the waiter places the finger bowl on your table
• Have 'Faith of Our Fathers' as your ring tone
• Crave to eat meat on Fridays
• Plan your summer holiday around Latin Mass centres
• Ask for a tomato juice with worcester sauce - never a 'Virgin Mary'
• Are pleased at receiving a crucifix as a birthday present
• Believe that the best use for 'The Tablet' is as shredded bedding for the pet rabbit