Ordain an Owlie
I flew away from my tree
For a nocturnal degree
A doctorate in Liberation Ornithology
I need to get me ordained
My church is far too restrained
The Catholic Church needs to change
Oh, Lord why won’t they see?
My wings are flapping
Now your toes are tapping
Owlies’ fans are clapping
Tweet-a-whoo!
Let’s ordain Owlie!
Hey God is calling!
And this is crazy!
The other churches
Don’t appreciate me!
Listen to my wisdom
But don’t delay me!
Somebody’d better
Ordain an Owlie!
Hey God is calling!
And it’s amazing!
I’ve got the vestments
So ordain Owlie!
The other Churches
They don’t understand me
So here is wisdom
Ordain an Owlie!
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I’ll never throw in the towel
For was not St Paul an owl?
Why won’t they ordain me now?
I'll never fly away!
I need a parish right now
A country village or town
Why won’t the Pope hear my sound?
He must be in my way!
My wings are flapping
Now your toes are tapping
Owlies’ fans are clapping
Tweet-a-whoo!
Let’s ordain Owlie!
Hey, God is calling!
And this is crazy!
No other hurches
Appreciate me!
Listen to my wisdom
But don’t delay me!
Somebody’d better
Ordain this Owlie!
Hey God is calling!
And it’s amazing
I’ve got the vestments
So ordain Owlie!
I can do Tradition
My maniple, see?
I'll do anything just
Ordain an Owlie!
The Lord God made me the wisest of His birdies, yeah
The wise men, they had nothing on the Owlies, yeah
The Lord God made me the wisest of His birdies, yeah
After the wise men came a flock of wise Owlies
Now, its the year 2013
Isn't it about time
We ordained an Owlie!?
Hey, God is calling!
This may seem crazy!
But other churches
Don’t appreciate me!
Listen to my wisdom
God won’t forsake me!
Somebody’d better
Ordain an Owlie!
Hey, God is calling!
And it’s amazing
I’ve got the vestments
So ordain Owlie!
Ain't it time the Owlies smashed the Humanarchy?
So won’t somebody just ordain an Owlie!?
Happy Feast of the Epiphany, readers!
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