The Pope Francis Little Book of Insults

I've been commissioned to compile The Pope Francis Little Book of Insults. Have I missed any out?
It will hit the shelf at Christmas, for £6.99, but you get a 20% discount if you insult the cash till operator with any of the following insults. My favourite is "You querulous and disillusioned pessimist!" It should not be confused with The Pope Francis Little Book of Indults, which will be published in 2014, first in Germany and then the rest of Europe.

"Old maid!"

"Fomenter of coprophagia!" 

"Specialist of the Logos!"

"Rosary counter!"

"Functionary!"

"Self-absorbed, Promethean neo-Pelagian!"

"Restorationist!"

"Pelagian!"

"Mr and Mrs Whiner!"

"Triumphalist!"

"Liquid Christian!"

"Airport Bishop!" 

"Leprous courtier!"

"Idealogue!"

"Long-faced, mournful funeral Christian!"

"Gnostic!"

"Careerist Bishop!"

"Sourpuss!"

"Pretender!"

"Liturgical obsessive!"

"Sayer of prayers!"

"Authoritarian!"

"Elitist!" 

"Querulous and disillusioned pessimist!" 

"Sad Christian!"

"Children who are afraid to dance, to cry, afraid of everything, who ask for certainty in all things!"

"Closed, sad, trapped Christians who are not free Christians!"