Aha! In the aftermath of the proposed recognition for Homosexual "Marriages" we are moving, predictably, on to the next stage.....wait for it....when we have a homosexual Knight such as Sir Elton John, what title should be given to his "partner" David Furnish?
Of course! How could we overlook David who, for eons, has been known as EJ's squeeze (ugh!)
Just what can he possibly be dubbed?
He's too advanced in years to have a handle such as The Honourable Catamite.
I suppose, being logical, we should, when considering affairs of gender blending, look at a title that pays equal homage to the two heterosexual titles that apply; to both a Peer and a Knight, "Lord" "Sir" and "Lady".
The best that I can up with is "Lardy" which, I think you will agree is a very satisfactory outcome, not to say, appropriate, even.
So, from now on it's a round of applause, if you will, for Sir Elton and Lardy John - perfect!
Of course! How could we overlook David who, for eons, has been known as EJ's squeeze (ugh!)
Just what can he possibly be dubbed?
He's too advanced in years to have a handle such as The Honourable Catamite.
I suppose, being logical, we should, when considering affairs of gender blending, look at a title that pays equal homage to the two heterosexual titles that apply; to both a Peer and a Knight, "Lord" "Sir" and "Lady".
The best that I can up with is "Lardy" which, I think you will agree is a very satisfactory outcome, not to say, appropriate, even.
So, from now on it's a round of applause, if you will, for Sir Elton and Lardy John - perfect!
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