Law and Order

We need a regulatory body to maintain law and order in the Press.

We need a regulatory body to maintain law and order in Parliament.

We need a regulatory body to maintain law and order in the BBC.

We need a regulatory body to enforce law and order in the Courts.

We need a regulatory body to maintain law and order in the population.

We need a regulatory body to maintain law and order in the Police.

We need a regulatory body to maintain law and order in the NHS and the care homes.

We need a regulatory body to maintain law and order in the Prisons.

Shall we just hand this law and order thing to the Church?

Oh no, don't tell me...The Church needs law and order too? Don't tell that to Tina Beattie. She'll go ballistic.

At some point we have to ask what's it going to be? 

Jesus? Or Stalin? 

I say this because it looks rather like the State has ambitions to regulate itself, its organs (including the 'death pathway' known as the NHS), the Press, the propaganda machine known as the BBC, marriage, smoking, drinking, reproduction, education, the internet and the Church. Perhaps I've left something out, but whatever it is, I'm sure the State wants to regulate that too.

Anyway, I'm just going to post this post on Facebook, which I dare say the State would like to regulate also.

Oh and don't forget that we need a regulatory body to regulate the regulatory bodies! Thank God for Polish immigration, I say. We're going to need all the Poles we can find to bring this accursed tyranny to book.