Strep crep et frag....

You need to be an Ogden Nash fan to understand that heading, what I really mean is -  here are a few odd ramblings.....

Can an atheist get insurance against 'acts of God?'

There are 3 religious truths:

Jews do not recognise Jesus Christ as the Messiah
Protestants do not recognise the Pope as head of the Christian faith
Baptists and Methodists do not recognise each other in the off licence (liquor store)

...and for the queries file.....

When did the Protestant Church canonise a saint?

and....

Is the New Mass translation available in the Adamawa or Hiri Moto languages - Latin was just so inclusive wasn't it?

And.....recognise this language?...and the prayer?... first correct answer gets the LOTH Award for Obscure Knowledge...

Avvon d-bish-maiya, nith-qaddash shim-mukh.
Tih-teh mal-chootukh. Nih-weh çiw-yanukh:
ei-chana d'bish-maiya: ap b'ar-ah.
Haw lan lakh-ma d'soonqa-nan yoo-mana.
O'shwooq lan kho-bein:
ei-chana d'ap kh'nan shwiq-qan l'khaya-ween.
Oo'la te-ellan l'niss-yoona:
il-la paç-çan min beesha.
Mid-til de-di-lukh hai mal-choota
oo khai-la oo tush-bookh-ta
l'alam al-mein. Aa-meen.