How to recognise a modernist nun

This is a real nun - not a modernist one

A true modernist nun is recognisable by the following:-

1. No habit
2. Hair styled by Mad Max
3. Couture by Oxfam
4. Make-up and Lipstick by Blind Pugh
5. Winning the fight against anorexia
6. Travel in packs
7. Frisbee earrings
8. Stainless steel vaguely cross shaped brooch
9. Over 70 years old
10. Lives in groups in a convent covent coven

This post was inspired by Making Things Visible, The Tenth Crusade and Fr Z. 

And - if you think that I am off beam....just view the video clips on the above blogs