Showing posts with label Fish on Fridays. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fish on Fridays. Show all posts

Friday, October 14, 2011

A good dish for a meat free Friday

In the 17th Century a certain Bishop of Quebec pronounced that the Friday abstinence could accommodate beaver as this was deemed to be 'fish' on account of it swimming in water.

Well I've visited Istanbul many times but I ain't no turkey! Sorry for the hillbilly phraseology but, you see, I was almost an American or, rather, my father was almost born an American in which case, I believe that I would be able to claim the USA as my fatherland and I rather fancy hillbilly talk.

My grandfather had emigrated to the USA in the 1890s and was joined by his wife. They moved around Boston and Connecticut until, my grandmama declared that she wanted to return to England (they were both first generation English, their parents, in turn coming from Ireland).

I believe that they had taken American citizenship but they certainly set sail for England aboard a US vessel. My grandmother was expecting a baby within a few days of setting off (strange) but the birth was delayed and she did not produce my father until they were back in Blighty. Phew! A narrow squeak!

A nice slice of Beaver? - actually I'll opt for the fish!

This post is going nowhere so cut to beaver stew recipe.....'enjoy' as they say almost everywhere now....first catch your beaver....

BEAVER STEW RECIPE
2-3 lbs 1 inch cubes beaver
Bacon grease
2 cups flour
1 tsp salt
1 tsp pepper
2 medium onions
1/2 lb carrots
6 medium potatoes
2 stalks celery

Combine flour, salt and pepper in a closable bag or 2 quart closable plastic container and shake until mixed. Add beaver and shake until well coated.

Dice onions. Melt enough bacon grease in the bottom of a fry pan to sauté onions and beaver. Sauté onions and floured beaver in bacon grease, adding more grease as needed. Place sautéed cubes and onions in a 4 quart pot with enough water to cover. Add water to fry pan to remove the remainder of the bacon grease and flour. Add this pan gravy to your stew.

Slice carrots and dice celery. Add carrots and celery to your stew and simmer until beaver is somewhat tender (about 30 minutes). Taste broth and add salt or pepper to taste. Cut potatoes into 1 inch cubes and add enough water to just cover the meat and vegetables. Simmer until potatoes are done (about 30 minutes).

Now, if you enjoy this dish, a word of caution. If you find that your sentences carry a slight echoing whistle as you enunciate or, if you develop a fondness for nibbling at the trunk of trees - then is the time to stop!

Friday, September 16, 2011

Fish on Fridays is not compulsory

Ever since the Bishops of England and Wales announced the return of Friday abstinence some of my Catholic friends from the Clegg wing of the faith have set up wails of:
"But fish is a luxury, how can that be a penance?"

Sad, I know but many do seem to labour under the misapprehension that one HAS to eat fish on a Friday from now on.

The rule is, of course, to abstain from meat; you are then free to consume eggs, cheese, fish, pulses, tofu, quorn and any other item of food other than meat!

The point is, of course, that this should be a small penance, not, as the BBC phrased it on this morning's Radio 4 News "a form of voluntary punishment for Catholics".
A penance could be regarded as self punishment but that is not how we Catholics perceive it.
A penance is more of a willing acceptance of a form of suffering or denial made as an offering to Almighty God. It is essentially, both penitential and sacrificial in nature.

The Friday penance is also a very important nudge in the ribs so that we may be  reminded that it was on a Friday that Our Lord died for us on a cross.

A penance is also a source of God's grace and an essential part of our spiritual growth and improvement.

The school history books of the 1960s used to claim that fish on Fridays was introduced by Henry VIII, (if I recall correctly) as a move to support the ailing fishing industry of the country. That would mean that eating fish was compulsory every Friday. A difficult law to enforce.

What twaddle! Even a fourth form schoolboy could see through that lie; fish in the 16th century would have been salted or pickled, if it was available at all in inland England. Fresh fish would have been the preserve of those living around the coast and, to top it all, we were all probably living off gruel and cabbages in those days.

Fish on Friday......

Catholics? Can't stand 'em!

...fish is now back on the Friday menu, thanks to the Bishops of England and Wales - but how many Catholics realise that it is a Church requirement that we must also engage in a fish dance on Fridays also?

A brief training clip follows:-


Monday, May 16, 2011

Forgive me Father for I am a curmudgeon!

I know that I should be grateful to the Bishops of England and Wales for re-instating the rule regarding abstention from meat on Fridays (which, like many other Extraordinaries, we do anyway) and I am jolly pleased that some of our Holy Days are going to be celebrated on the proper day again.
But.......these are two fairly minor steps and they are, after all, corrections of stupid changes made on the hoof. It has taken 27 years for their Lordships to appreciate the value of a corporate act of penance on Fridays! Ho hum.....that does not bode well for an enthusiastic response to the Vatican's Universae Ecclesiae which adds a little more impetus (as if it were needed) to the EF Mass and all its implications.

Archbishop Nichols has already made it clear that he is not dancing on the table at the content of UE but, he damn well should be; it is clearly a further demonstration of how Pope Benedict wishes the Church to progress - parity for both the OF and EF Masses and any response other than a warm and proactive one is acting in opposition to Rome. We are very quick to jump on an SSPX priest for criticising Rome but we blank it out when our own clergy do it.
It is almost as if we are witnessing an Episcopal waltz that has been a work in progress since Vatican II.
Slow, slow, quick, quick slow just about sums it up. Just what goes on in their minds?    We have a beautiful and profound liturgy, plainchant, benediction and a depth of interest in improving our spiritual record. Shouldn't the Bishops be doing all that they can to encourage us?

This is a good example of what we are missing......could anyone fail to be moved by this? I know it's been the rounds before but  it is so beautiful it's worth a second hearing.