Showing posts with label Friday abstinence. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Friday abstinence. Show all posts

Friday, October 14, 2011

A good dish for a meat free Friday

In the 17th Century a certain Bishop of Quebec pronounced that the Friday abstinence could accommodate beaver as this was deemed to be 'fish' on account of it swimming in water.

Well I've visited Istanbul many times but I ain't no turkey! Sorry for the hillbilly phraseology but, you see, I was almost an American or, rather, my father was almost born an American in which case, I believe that I would be able to claim the USA as my fatherland and I rather fancy hillbilly talk.

My grandfather had emigrated to the USA in the 1890s and was joined by his wife. They moved around Boston and Connecticut until, my grandmama declared that she wanted to return to England (they were both first generation English, their parents, in turn coming from Ireland).

I believe that they had taken American citizenship but they certainly set sail for England aboard a US vessel. My grandmother was expecting a baby within a few days of setting off (strange) but the birth was delayed and she did not produce my father until they were back in Blighty. Phew! A narrow squeak!

A nice slice of Beaver? - actually I'll opt for the fish!

This post is going nowhere so cut to beaver stew recipe.....'enjoy' as they say almost everywhere now....first catch your beaver....

BEAVER STEW RECIPE
2-3 lbs 1 inch cubes beaver
Bacon grease
2 cups flour
1 tsp salt
1 tsp pepper
2 medium onions
1/2 lb carrots
6 medium potatoes
2 stalks celery

Combine flour, salt and pepper in a closable bag or 2 quart closable plastic container and shake until mixed. Add beaver and shake until well coated.

Dice onions. Melt enough bacon grease in the bottom of a fry pan to sauté onions and beaver. Sauté onions and floured beaver in bacon grease, adding more grease as needed. Place sautéed cubes and onions in a 4 quart pot with enough water to cover. Add water to fry pan to remove the remainder of the bacon grease and flour. Add this pan gravy to your stew.

Slice carrots and dice celery. Add carrots and celery to your stew and simmer until beaver is somewhat tender (about 30 minutes). Taste broth and add salt or pepper to taste. Cut potatoes into 1 inch cubes and add enough water to just cover the meat and vegetables. Simmer until potatoes are done (about 30 minutes).

Now, if you enjoy this dish, a word of caution. If you find that your sentences carry a slight echoing whistle as you enunciate or, if you develop a fondness for nibbling at the trunk of trees - then is the time to stop!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

A scenario for Friday abstinence

It's Friday night and you go to friends for dinner having told them, some days beforehand, that you don't eat meat on Fridays.

Now the stuff of nightmares for Catholics
on a Friday night
As the main course arrives on the table you see that it is Beef Wellington (or Boeuf Wellington if you have executive friends).

What do you do?

A) Politely leave the meat and eat the carrots and potatoes making "umm,
     delicious" type noises

B) Wait until no one is looking and slide the offending piece of beef into your
      pocket or handbag

C) Slip the beef secretly to the family dog/cat/goldfish and hope for the best

D) Pretend you have a black eye and slap the beef over the 'bruise'

ANSWER: You do none of the above - you eat the meat without complaint.

No sin has been committed but a sin might be committed if you gave rise to offence and possible scandal by rejecting the meat. Your intentions were pure, no problem.

HOWEVER.......If halfway through the meal your hostess suddenly screams and says: "Swipe me but I've just remembered you are a card carrying Papist and you don't eat animals of the mammalian persuasion on Fridays"
You then have to go to some lengths to prove that your silence was born out of courtesy and not out of weakness on your part. Over to you.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Fish on Fridays is not compulsory

Ever since the Bishops of England and Wales announced the return of Friday abstinence some of my Catholic friends from the Clegg wing of the faith have set up wails of:
"But fish is a luxury, how can that be a penance?"

Sad, I know but many do seem to labour under the misapprehension that one HAS to eat fish on a Friday from now on.

The rule is, of course, to abstain from meat; you are then free to consume eggs, cheese, fish, pulses, tofu, quorn and any other item of food other than meat!

The point is, of course, that this should be a small penance, not, as the BBC phrased it on this morning's Radio 4 News "a form of voluntary punishment for Catholics".
A penance could be regarded as self punishment but that is not how we Catholics perceive it.
A penance is more of a willing acceptance of a form of suffering or denial made as an offering to Almighty God. It is essentially, both penitential and sacrificial in nature.

The Friday penance is also a very important nudge in the ribs so that we may be  reminded that it was on a Friday that Our Lord died for us on a cross.

A penance is also a source of God's grace and an essential part of our spiritual growth and improvement.

The school history books of the 1960s used to claim that fish on Fridays was introduced by Henry VIII, (if I recall correctly) as a move to support the ailing fishing industry of the country. That would mean that eating fish was compulsory every Friday. A difficult law to enforce.

What twaddle! Even a fourth form schoolboy could see through that lie; fish in the 16th century would have been salted or pickled, if it was available at all in inland England. Fresh fish would have been the preserve of those living around the coast and, to top it all, we were all probably living off gruel and cabbages in those days.

Fish on Friday......

Catholics? Can't stand 'em!

...fish is now back on the Friday menu, thanks to the Bishops of England and Wales - but how many Catholics realise that it is a Church requirement that we must also engage in a fish dance on Fridays also?

A brief training clip follows:-


Tuesday, May 17, 2011

BISHOP SAYS VEGETARIANS SHOULD ABSTAIN FROM TOFU ON FRIDAYS!

In accord with the Bishops of England and Wales recent move to re-introduce the abstinence from meat rule for Fridays, Mr Fred Bishop of Bishop's Whole & Organic Food Emporium of Chipping Sodbury has come up with the recommendation that vegetarians should abstain from tofu or, in the case of those who suffer from a tofu intolerance, nut cutlets to comply with the Friday rule.
Tofu - off the Friday menu for Vegetarian Catholics!
This news has not been well received by a leading Catholic layman who also happens to be President of the Meat and Sausage Roll Marketing Board, Mr Chris P Crackling who firmly rejects the concept of Catholic vegetarians abstaining from vegetarian food on a Friday. "Us meat eating Catholics have to give up meat and go veggie each week so it's only fair that vegetarians eat a pork chop every Friday as an act of Penance" He told reporters at an impromptu press conference.
"I shall be taking this up with my Bishop at the first opportunity".