New Government Idea: Let's Move China to the UK

Courtesy of Times Online

According to the Government's 'green guru', couples who have more than two children are being “irresponsible” by creating an unbearable burden on the environment.Jonathon Porritt, who chairs the government’s Sustainable Development Commission, says curbing population growth through contraception and abortion must be at the heart of policies to fight global warming. He says political leaders and green campaigners should stop dodging the issue of environmental harm caused by an expanding population.

“I am unapologetic about asking people to connect up their own responsibility for their total environmental footprint and how they decide to procreate and how many children they think are appropriate,” Porritt said. Porritt, a former chairman of the Green party, says the government must improve family planning, even if it means shifting money from curing illness to increasing contraception and abortion. He said: “We still have one of the highest rates of teenage pregnancies in Europe and we still have relatively high levels of pregnancies going to birth, often among women who are not convinced they want to become mothers."

If you would like to make your feelings known about this horrendous new brand of 'green nazism' then you can contact him and tell him what you think of his views of humanity. Frankly, I'm speechless!

Okay, I'm not! "Isn't it awful that so many pregnancies are going to birth!? Wouldn't the World be much happier if we killed more and more of those burdensome babies and left them in the garbage?" Well actually no, it isn't a terrible thing that people are choosing to keep their babies...

On that subject, by the way, where do all the aborted babies go? Landfill? Well, given that not only does the UK Government not see the unborn child, once they have been slaughtered, as having the right to say, a funeral, it either has to be cremation or burial, doesn't it? Well, how about an environmental argument for not aborting babies? A new advertising slogan perhaps for the 'green movement'..."Don't abort your child, because he or she will end up in landfill. So think again, don't kill your child and think of the environment!"

You can write to Johnathon Porritt at JPBlog@forumforthefuture.org.uk

Alternatively, you can leave him a message on his blog here.

I cannot stand environmental, population research abortionists. Even people who came up with the grotesque Abortion Act of 1967 did so to try and prevent 'back-street abortions'. Well, Little Porritt has had an even more sinister idea. Let's use the 1967 Abortion Act as a contraceptive on a nationwide scale. Johnathon, dear, what you are advocating has a name...it is called eugenics. Can we ship him off to China, please?

Porritt: "Why can't you see there are far too many people living on the planet?! We're using up all the Earth's natural resources and its all because there are too many of us!"

Future UK Government Minister: "My God! You're right! Let's start with you, Johnathon. You use a car and a plane every now and then. Some of your rubbish even ends up in landfill. Let's abort you and then we can think about aborting the children of mothers who have had a couple of children already. Now you're argument makes perfect logical sense!"

Porritt: "But, I just meant the unbor.."

Future UK Government Minister: "No, be quiet, Johnathon, you're taking up too much space."