First 'transgender woman' appointed to senior US government post

Did 'Amanda' get the job because he was the best man for the job or because he's had a sex change?

God bless America. Barry Obarmy has appointed one 'A. Man Da Simpson', 49, though quite what his age has to do with it appears to be a mystery, as senior technical adviser at the commerce department in the bureau of industry of security. How long before the World sees its first transgender US President? I mean, it would be like a dream come true for the transgendered community whose rights have been suppressed for so long. After all, being transgender is a bit like being black, isn't it? We all remember those days when Louisiana ladyboys were being pummelled with water canons by the cops, how they couldn't sit on the bus or go for a pint and how men who dressed as ladies were once used mercilessly in the slave trade. Cry freedom transgender types!

Long have those who believe in the good ship Diversity yearned for the day when a man who has been pumped full of hormones, grown massive tits and had his knackers chopped off and turned inside out strides the World stage, secures global trade deals and starts new and interesting wars to defend the Free World from the tyranny of tin pot, backwater, poverty-stricken terrorist training countries like, err...the Yemen. You've got to watch out for those Yemenis! They've got y-fronts so explosive that they can get women pregnant from 500 yards! Or so I hear!

'Amanda', love. I don't know what your name was before you had yourself mutilated by mentally unbalanced, money-grabbing, amoral doctors, but the way I figure it, as long as you can't menstruate, give birth, be graceful, charming, elegant and confuse men with your changeable but beguiling ways, you're still a man who had his balls chopped off because of a deep-seated emotional trauma you may have experienced in your childhood, and for that reason and that reason alone, you shouldn't hold high office until you've sought counselling. I'm saying this now because in a few years time it will be illegal. It probably already is...