Do the Vatican Hokey Cokey

"Woe-woe, Papa Bergoglio....."

You put your left man in,

Your right man out:

In, out, in, out,

You shake it all about.

You do the hokey cokey

And you turn around

That’s what it’s all about.

Woe, woe, Papa Bergoglio,

Woe, woe, Papa Bergoglio

Woe, woe, Papa Bergoglio

Now we’re really up the creek!

You put a liberal in,

You put a good man out:

In, out, in, out,

You shake it all about.

You do the hokey cokey

And turn the Church upside down,

That's what you're all about.

Woe, woe, Papa Bergoglio,

Woe, woe, Papa Bergoglio,

Woe, woe, Papa Bergoglio,

Now we’re really up the spout!