Marriage Has Been Thrown to the Corgis

Now that her fair hand has abolished marriage by the will of Parliament why not let the corgis marry and take over the throne?

I mean, if a man can marry a man and a woman can marry a woman, why can't dogs rule Britannia?

There are consequences to re-writing nature, Your Majesty.

Strikes me the corgis have a better understanding of natural law than the reigning monarch.

God save the Queen and her subjects...and the corgis of course, because bestial marriage isn't far away now. If Parliament presented Her Majesty with a piece of legislation covered in dung would she sign it? Now, we have our answer.

Christian monarch, right? We now live in a country in which even dumb animals have a better understanding of nature's law than do Queen and Parliament. We can all of us fall into sin through error and weakness, but we see now how, outside of the Ark of Salvation, the Catholic Church, the Mystical Body of Christ, how easy it is for those who claim to be Christians to become active participatory members of the mystical body of Antichrist, since this law will undoubtedly lead to the persecution of those who are loyal to Jesus Christ.

Let us be quite clear about this. On 2nd June 1953, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II made an Oath before Almighty God during the ceremony of her Coronation. She has always made a public appearance that she takes these oaths seriously. This is what was asked of Her Majesty:

Archbishop: "Will you to the utmost of your power maintain the Laws of God and the true profession of the Gospel? Will you to the utmost of your power maintain in the United Kingdom the Protestant Reformed Religion established by law? Will you maintain and preserve inviolably the settlement of the Church of England, and the doctrine, worship, discipline, and government thereof, as by law established in England? And will you preserve unto the Bishops and Clergy of England, and to the Churches there committed to their charge, all such rights and privileges, as by law do or shall appertain to them or any of them?"

Queen: "All this I promise to do."

Your Majesty, you are henceforth a liar and not just any kind of liar, but a liar to Almighty God Himself at whose Throne you shall answer upon your Death. Many Christian monarchs have broken marital vows before their Death and Judgment. Only one has destroyed the inherent meaning and definition of marriage itself. That monarch is you.

Update: Some seem to think our Sovereign had 'no choice' in this matter. Perhaps constitutionally this is the case, but Stonewall obviously do not see it that way.