It's sad I know, but some things are just not meant to be

It is crass and demeaning to see a circus elephant riding a bicycle; it would be the height of stupidity for Sylvester Stallone to appear as Mary Poppins, and who would think it normal to go to the opera wearing wellington boots, shorts and a Hawaiian shirt?

Ridiculous. Crazy. Not meant to be.

Totally out of time and place.