Violence, pornography and sex at the cinema - but no smoking please!

Licenced to kill, seduce, lie and cheat - but not to smoke!

Yes, this says it all really. The fact that those in authority who seek to invoke the nanny state on the one hand but open the door for Satan on the other are now about to set another silly piece of regulation into force.....films showing people smoking are to be censored and issued with a classification code alongside PG which stands for 'Anything goes' 15, meaning 'you are 15 years old so it's about time you learnt about depravity and 18 meaning 'be prepared to come face to face with Lucifer'.

Ah me, at times I do long for those days of innocence when a man and  a woman were handcuffed together for night time scenes.....I'm talking about 'The Thirty Nine Steps' what were you thinking?

Honi sont qui mal y pense!