The Daily Telegraph reports today on a new scheme being introduced in Barnsley, hitherto a bastion of pies, pints and rather bulky proles.
The scheme, which is supported by the attractively named Lesbian, Gay and Bi-sexual Forum involves the town's shops being inspected (yes, inspected) by mystery shoppers to make sure that they are "gay friendly" - if they are deemed to be so they receive a "Rainbow tick" (bucket please Matron!).
Heaven knows what lies in wait for any establishment that fails to get a "rainbow tick" - a meringue chucked at their shop window maybe? Or, perhaps they get a trio of non heterosexuals stamping their feet outside their store?
It can only be a question of time before anyone wishing to keep a Christian ambience about their premises will be thrown into jail.
What does the future hold for Catholic bloggers?
Will we be expected to place a little rainbow logo on our blogs to show that we are friendly towards people who blatantly parade their "not nice to think about" sexual preferences.
Maybe we should include an "I love adulterers" sticker or "Fraud is good".....
Who knows where such inanity will end......Wormwood Scrubs or, more likely, Strangeways!
And, just for the record:
The scheme, which is supported by the attractively named Lesbian, Gay and Bi-sexual Forum involves the town's shops being inspected (yes, inspected) by mystery shoppers to make sure that they are "gay friendly" - if they are deemed to be so they receive a "Rainbow tick" (bucket please Matron!).
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| What's at the end? A crock of gold or..... .....a ten year sentence! |
It can only be a question of time before anyone wishing to keep a Christian ambience about their premises will be thrown into jail.
What does the future hold for Catholic bloggers?
Will we be expected to place a little rainbow logo on our blogs to show that we are friendly towards people who blatantly parade their "not nice to think about" sexual preferences.
Maybe we should include an "I love adulterers" sticker or "Fraud is good".....
Who knows where such inanity will end......Wormwood Scrubs or, more likely, Strangeways!
And, just for the record:
THIS BLOG IS SYMPATHETIC TOWARDS CELIBATE HOMOSEXUALS BUT IS TOTALLY OPPOSED TO HOMOSEXUALITY
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