Is our Faith open to misinterpretation?

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   1. Vatican II is not a cruise liner

   2.  Zuchetto is a skullcap, not a small, tasteless vegetable

   3.  Baldachino is an altar canopy, not a coffee without froth

   4.Aumbry – an alcove for the holy oils, not a Spanish friend

   5. Aggiornamento is not a resort on the Amalfi Coast

   6. Simony, selling spiritual items, not the feminine of Simon

   7. Nuncio is a legate from the Holy See, not the Mother Superior

   8. Vespers…..not to be confused with Lambrettas

   9. Anamnesis, a prayer, not loss of memory as to the value of the Latin
       Mass

 10. Halo – an aura said to surround the head of the saints – not a Texan 

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