Ten things you can do to make God laugh

1. Invest in a ten year life annuity scheme

   2. Become a life long member of Friends of the Earth

   3. Plea bargain with Him (“I’ll be a better person blah blah if you grant me 

       my request etc)

  4. Pray with your arms in aeroplane mode

  5. Enthuse over Darwin’s Theory of Evolution

  6. Tell Him that He is Mother as well as Father

  7. Ask Him to look after your faithful dog Rover who has just departed this

      earth

  8. Tell Him you will be a better person in a few years time

  9. Take a guitar to Mass

  10. Start stocking up on essential supplies with the great chastisement in mind